Sick bubblegum
I was dispatched to an unknown trouble call. A woman called 911 from her cellphone and requested the police at a particular address before disconnecting the call.
Turns out she parked her car next to a construction dumpster in a city lot. The car was now covered in dust. She wanted a police report completed because she just had the car detailed. She wanted the city to pay for another detail job.
I told her no, and got back in my car to drive away. She screamed at me and called me an asshole. She called 911 for dust on her car after consciously parking next to a dumpster, but I'm the asshole.
Ain't that rich.
Turns out she parked her car next to a construction dumpster in a city lot. The car was now covered in dust. She wanted a police report completed because she just had the car detailed. She wanted the city to pay for another detail job.
I told her no, and got back in my car to drive away. She screamed at me and called me an asshole. She called 911 for dust on her car after consciously parking next to a dumpster, but I'm the asshole.
Ain't that rich.
posted by Moe at 21:08
4 Comments:
I actually have some administrators here that would write you up for not doing a report for her. "How can we pick and choose who we do reports for?"
"Ummm....I guess it would depend on whether or not a crime occurred, huh?"
That one gets me in trouble all the time.
Big time stupid!
Should have busted HER for abusing the 911 system!
Okay, this one is bizarre. Even more bizarre is that she can afford to have her car detailed while being dumb enough to park next to a dumpster and even dumber enough to believe - really and truly believe - that a crime of some sort has taken place.
Moe:
This "woman" has got to be from that "special kind of stupid" ward...and who EXACTLY let her the frig OUT?
And to think there are people who really NEED to make that *911* call...
(Whatta putzette)
Amazing...simply a-freaking-mazing!
Stay safe out there.
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