Poor planning on your part (locked your keys in your car and you're late for a salon appointment) doesn't necessarily constitute an emergency on my part("Hello, 911? Yes this is an emergency, damnit!").
Moe: And THAT is why (if I were ever in YOUR city) you would NEVER have to come "rescue me"... I carry a SPARE DOOR KEY in my freaking WALLET!
Amazing the sheer NUMBER of numbnuts out there that not only DO NOT KNOW how to be PREPARED...but also think the whole damn universe revolves around THEM.
They need to google a guy named GALILEO! HE could set them straight!
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Moe:
And THAT is why (if I were ever in YOUR city) you would NEVER have to come "rescue me"...
I carry a SPARE DOOR KEY in my freaking WALLET!
Amazing the sheer NUMBER of numbnuts out there that not only DO NOT KNOW how to be PREPARED...but also think the whole damn universe revolves around THEM.
They need to google a guy named GALILEO!
HE could set them straight!
Stay safe out there, Boss!
Dear Moe,
Yeah, a dink for sure. And selfish.
Looks to me like those salon dollars needed to go to a locksmith.
Glad to see you back!
Ann T.
Dear Moe,
On second thought, how did she look? Maybe it really WAS an emergency, LOL.
Ann T.
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