Partners
"Aw, aren't you a little sweetheart."
That was what my beat partner said after I walked away from a traffic stop he was backing me up on. I had just released a guy(after telling him to pull his head out of his ass) with verbal warnings for operating in the wrong direction on a one-way street, failure to stop at a stop sign, failure to yield to the right for emergency traffic, and failure to illuminate headlamps while using wipers.
My partner made a kissy face to me before smacking his lips a few times.
"Suck my fucking ballbag, you jizz mop" I replied.
"You wish you had these beautiful lips on those tiny nuts."
"Thanks for the back-up, Pat" I said as I reached my car.
"You bet" he replied as he continued to his vehicle. We certainly are a dysfunctional bunch.
That was what my beat partner said after I walked away from a traffic stop he was backing me up on. I had just released a guy(after telling him to pull his head out of his ass) with verbal warnings for operating in the wrong direction on a one-way street, failure to stop at a stop sign, failure to yield to the right for emergency traffic, and failure to illuminate headlamps while using wipers.
My partner made a kissy face to me before smacking his lips a few times.
"Suck my fucking ballbag, you jizz mop" I replied.
"You wish you had these beautiful lips on those tiny nuts."
"Thanks for the back-up, Pat" I said as I reached my car.
"You bet" he replied as he continued to his vehicle. We certainly are a dysfunctional bunch.
Labels: bizarre, stupidity, traffic stop
posted by Moe at 03:22
2 Comments:
Moe:
ROFLMAO!!!
And I'll bet people thought such "chatter" was reserved ONLY for the BAR after your shift...!
:)
Stay safe.
Kind of like "Gran Torino," which I believe is one of the greatest movies of all time. Eastwood's character and his barber are a great example. They have mucho respect for one another, but the uninitiated might think they hated one another.
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