March of the morons
Something on my uniform is a moron magnet. I'm thinking of taking up a collection to have scientific tests run on every part of my daily wear to find the cause and therefore, solution to the problem.
There's the guy who claimed he didn't see me diverting traffic around an accident, despite a million blinding LED lights and bright neon green traffic vest with POLICE all over it. Thanks for nearly running me down, dickhead.
How about the guy who wished to report his home was robbed...on January 3rd. Why the five month wait? Oh, he didn't have the time to sit down with us before then. Newsflash dude - Your shit's gone(if there even was shit there in the first place)!
Don't forget about the guy who blows an intersection nearly t-boning the marked patrol unit in the process and then tells me "I don't have time for this you fucking asshole." Sorry it took me 26 minutes to write you that citation, fuckhead. The NCIC system was backed up and running slow. Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
There's the guy who claimed he didn't see me diverting traffic around an accident, despite a million blinding LED lights and bright neon green traffic vest with POLICE all over it. Thanks for nearly running me down, dickhead.
How about the guy who wished to report his home was robbed...on January 3rd. Why the five month wait? Oh, he didn't have the time to sit down with us before then. Newsflash dude - Your shit's gone(if there even was shit there in the first place)!
Don't forget about the guy who blows an intersection nearly t-boning the marked patrol unit in the process and then tells me "I don't have time for this you fucking asshole." Sorry it took me 26 minutes to write you that citation, fuckhead. The NCIC system was backed up and running slow. Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Labels: disturbing, stupidity, the good the bad the ugly
posted by Moe at 16:41
4 Comments:
Moe:
A "moron magnet"...LOL...LOVE that one. I used to call our house (here in the badlands of SE Ft. Wayne) and IDIOT MAGNET, but I like YOUR term MUCH better!
As to all the dipshits?
Well, it IS DIPSHIT SEASON. right? (the advent of nicer weather)
Wonder what my "limit" is...gotta call the DNR on that one!
This is NOT to be confused with ASSHOLE season (colder weather)
Just remember, buddy...you simply CAN'T FIX STUPID!
(Ron White)
Just hand them their SIGN...LOL.
Stay safe out there.
B.G.
Unfortunately, I think the central magnets are located in your badge.
I did laugh quite a bit though, 26 minutes. It proves that attitude not only gets you everywhere, but determines how long it takes to get there.
The computer always seems backed up and slow whenever someone's in a hurry.
I'm sure you all also have those bright lights that are invisible to all officers, but they light up bright as the sun for every civilian to see when you put your car in park. Once that "INFORMATION" light clicks on it's an open invitation for them to approach the car and ask all kinds of stupid questions while you're trying to eat or bang out a report.
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