Suck my ball bag, you paper pushing asshole
Let me get this straight -
I'm responding to a burglary alarm at an electronics warehouse with no backup. During my response I hit an intersection blocked by a city bus parked at a curb and two dolts who instead of yielding, freeze like a deer in headlights blocking any path through. Thinking quickly, I drive up the sidewalk and around the mess. Some retard citizen dials 911 because I drove on the sidewalk and I get a verbal reprimand for my "reckless driving"?
No, you're right Chief. Next time, I'll just sit at the intersection with my lights and sirens on until it decides to unfuck itself.
I'm responding to a burglary alarm at an electronics warehouse with no backup. During my response I hit an intersection blocked by a city bus parked at a curb and two dolts who instead of yielding, freeze like a deer in headlights blocking any path through. Thinking quickly, I drive up the sidewalk and around the mess. Some retard citizen dials 911 because I drove on the sidewalk and I get a verbal reprimand for my "reckless driving"?
No, you're right Chief. Next time, I'll just sit at the intersection with my lights and sirens on until it decides to unfuck itself.
Labels: disturbing, stupidity, the good the bad the ugly
posted by Moe at 12:58
4 Comments:
Your boss is an asshole. With any luck, he'll have a heart attack in front of you and you can just step over him and go about your way.
Sorry you have to put up with the bullshit.
Been there, done all that. A word of advice - don't use big college words in an e-mail that points out that your boss's immediate boss is is dumber than a roofing hammer. They feel inadequate when they have to look up those words. I've done it twice, resulting in two unpaid (yet highly enjoyable vacations) and a transfer.
I've said it before, I'll say it again - the only 'stress' in this job comes from the administration.
I call the sidewalks "emergency vehicle lanes"... No one else ever uses them so i may as well.
Moe:
That "chief" ought to have his ass warming a squad car seat answering a few calls A LOT MORE OFTEN...'ya think?
Stay safe.
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