The fill up
While filling my tank early this morning because the previous shift didn't, a security guard pulled up in a red Subaru complete with yellow magnetic bubble light and security magnets on the side. He hopped out and walked over to me and I noticed he was wearing a colonel's insignia on his ball cap.
I could feel the vein in my temple throb already.
"I'm just like you, except I got no powers of arrest."
I just stared at him, dumbfounded. The pump clicked off, I hung it up and closed the tank and looked at him again. He was still standing there. I got back into my car and drive away and as I looked in my rearview mirror, he was STILL standing there! You can't make this shit up people.
I could feel the vein in my temple throb already.
"I'm just like you, except I got no powers of arrest."
I just stared at him, dumbfounded. The pump clicked off, I hung it up and closed the tank and looked at him again. He was still standing there. I got back into my car and drive away and as I looked in my rearview mirror, he was STILL standing there! You can't make this shit up people.
Labels: stupidity
posted by Moe at 17:35
5 Comments:
"I'm just like you, except I got no powers of arrest."
Classic!
"I'm just like you, except I got no powers of arrest."
And no gun
And no education
And no IQ
And no concept of what I am here for
And no pension
And no guts
Yep, that about covers it. LOL!!
A Philly corrections officer (read: turnkey) came up to my partner and I a few years back and said, "Hey, brothers." When we looked at him cockeyed, he said, "Look, we're all brothers."
My partner said, "Uh-huh" and walked away.
haha. Nice. There was a kid in my paramedic class who was a security guard and he had the same attitude. It was painful to watch. We called him spongebob square badge.
LOL Yo gotta love the doorknob shakers. Watch out! He may shine you with his flashlight!!
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