Listen, numbnuts -
You're not smarter than me. Even if I were hung over and half asleep, you still wouldn't outsmart me. So why try?
Don't tell me you haven't been drinking when you smell like you fell into a vat while on the Anheuser-Bush tour. If that weren't clue enough, the half empty beer by your side and 4 cold ones in the bag next to that pretty much give you away.
Don't tell me you haven't been arrested when you know you have. I can check these things out, dipshit! By the way, your suspended license usually doesn't exude innocence.
Thanks for telling me that your hand is "busted." No, I'm not taking the handcuffs off. Yes, I will try to make sure that I don't close it in the car door when I shut it.
It's fine that you don't want me to put a seat belt on you. My department doesn't have a policy on that. However, you give up your right to bitch, whine, or cry when you get waffled because I have to stop short.
Don't ask me to cut you a break after looking me in the eye and lying to my face. I gave you the opportunity to take some responsibility and be a man. You blew it and that's not my fault. I will not coddle you. I don't owe you anything.
Finally, you're 45 years old. Sobbing like a baby isn't going to get you anything except covered in your own snot. It's hard to wipe your nose when your hands are cuffed behind you back. I don't care that your girlfriend is a bitch and this is somehow her fault. I don't care that you just lost your job. I don't care that you don't have the cash to pay the fines and you won't show up in court, resulting in a warrant for your arrest. I'm not doing this to spite you. I'm doing my job. I didn't make you take a swing at that woman. It wasn't me who got you drunk in public. I didn't lie to the cops.
You made your bed pal - Now you lay in it.
Don't tell me you haven't been drinking when you smell like you fell into a vat while on the Anheuser-Bush tour. If that weren't clue enough, the half empty beer by your side and 4 cold ones in the bag next to that pretty much give you away.
Don't tell me you haven't been arrested when you know you have. I can check these things out, dipshit! By the way, your suspended license usually doesn't exude innocence.
Thanks for telling me that your hand is "busted." No, I'm not taking the handcuffs off. Yes, I will try to make sure that I don't close it in the car door when I shut it.
It's fine that you don't want me to put a seat belt on you. My department doesn't have a policy on that. However, you give up your right to bitch, whine, or cry when you get waffled because I have to stop short.
Don't ask me to cut you a break after looking me in the eye and lying to my face. I gave you the opportunity to take some responsibility and be a man. You blew it and that's not my fault. I will not coddle you. I don't owe you anything.
Finally, you're 45 years old. Sobbing like a baby isn't going to get you anything except covered in your own snot. It's hard to wipe your nose when your hands are cuffed behind you back. I don't care that your girlfriend is a bitch and this is somehow her fault. I don't care that you just lost your job. I don't care that you don't have the cash to pay the fines and you won't show up in court, resulting in a warrant for your arrest. I'm not doing this to spite you. I'm doing my job. I didn't make you take a swing at that woman. It wasn't me who got you drunk in public. I didn't lie to the cops.
You made your bed pal - Now you lay in it.
posted by Moe at 18:57
4 Comments:
Things never change.
Reminds me of the Doctor I arrested for 192 outstanding parking tickets, who told me that I couldn't arrest him.
WRONG!
That guy sounds like a real piece of work.
Remember what they say about karma - you gave him his last night. Maybe the next time the POS won't lie to the police and will keep his hands to himself. (Probably not, but wishful thinking.)
BTW, hope he didn't get snot all over you!
Sounds like you've been dealing with some of my customers -
On the other hand, I cut the guy who was suspended 5th offense last night a break and let him walk on a summons - why? Because he was absolutely honest with me from step one.
Keep up the good fight brother.
Thanks for dealing with it... I couldn't do your job in a million years... takes a special kind of man/woman to deal with idiots like that.
We get em on the phone... you're up close and personal... whole different ballgame!
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