Wednesday, December 23, 2009

She's just not that into you

There are a lot of good ways to get a woman's attention. Sending her letter after letter of pornographic stories after she makes it clear she's not interested isn't one of them. Neither is telling her you're going to chain her up in your basement and live a loving life together.

Enjoy your Christmas dinner dude. Unsure of what's being served? It's a bologna sandwich compliments of the city. Bon appétit.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Bob G. said...

Moe:

Goes toshow that crime AND stupidity NEVER take a holiday...

Thanks for ALL you do, and have a very Merry Christmas, Boss.
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Stay safe out there!

12/24/2009 9:38 AM  
Blogger Ann T. said...

Dear Moe,
Kudos to you: the woman will no longer be harassed, the icky dangerous guy gets old baloney, and you are very funny.

I hope you know you did the good.

Sincerely,
Ann T.
P.S. LOL and thanks a million.

12/26/2009 9:00 PM  
Anonymous Wyatt Earp said...

Dude, I told you that story in confidence! Thanks for the bologna, though. Good eats.

12/29/2009 8:04 PM  

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